Friday, 3rd August 2007 at 5:50 pm

The world’s 50 greatest sports chirps ever

Fascinating piece in today’s Times, and one that should see plenty of attention at bars around the world this evening (in between the ubiquitous conversations about Facebook). A fair amount of research has gone into compiling a list of 50 of the greatest sports chirps ever delivered. Such as…

“Like an octopus falling out of a tree” - David Feherty, the former Irish golfer, passes comment on Jim Furyk’s swing (pictured).

“He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s all right” - George Best sums up the many talents of David Beckham.

“If David Seaman’s dad had worn a condom, we’d still be in the World Cup” - a harsh but possibly fair assessment of England’s defeat to Brazil in the 2002 World Cup by the comedian Nick Hancock.

“There’s no way you are good enough to play for England.” “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best cricketer in my family” - James Ormond, the fast bowler, has a quick retort to Mark Waugh, brother of Steve, when he is sledged on his debut for England.

For the full list of 50, read The Times article here; and when you’re done, see if there are any you know of that The Times has left out, and let us know on the comments page below.